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Cynic on A Soapbox

All-American Lies

By By Patrick Senn

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Published: Monday, November 16, 2009

Updated: Monday, November 16, 2009

Our nation is not and never has been a champion of democracy or a defender of freedom. These are lies that sheeple are told by their rulers to keep them quiet and passive. American sheeple will believe almost anything they’re told, provided the person saying it looks/sounds good. Sheeple then pass along these falsehoods to their children. The kids grow up believing it, because that’s what they’ve been told since birth, and tell the same lies to their children, and so the vicious cycle continues. It isn’t that they mean to tell lies to their children; they’re just repeating what they’ve been told since birth.

It’s hard for a person to come to his/her senses, overcome this brainwashing cycle, and take an honest look at the society around them. It usually takes a few traumatic experiences and a lot of research to find out the truth.

So, let me help wake you up in a slightly less painful manner than normally needed. It’s easy to go along with the joke, but please don’t just take my word – go do some research on your own. Remember though: the truth is often scarier than fiction.

George Washington was addicted to opium and took it every day of his presidency. Thomas Jefferson once stated, “Some of my finest hours have been spent on the back of my veranda, smoking hemp (marijuana) and observing as far as the eye can see.” The U.S. Constitution and Declaration of Independence were originally written on paper made of hemp.

The government’s employees will tell you that drugs like these destroy people’s minds, and they’re just trying to protect you. They’re right, to a certain extent, but then Washington and Jefferson both seemed to have very functional minds. Functional enough to begin the American government policy, that lasted until the 1930s, of exterminating the race of people indigenous to the North American continent. Hitler largely modeled his Holocaust against the Jews on this policy.

Iran hates America because, after Iranians overthrew a ruthless dictator who genocided his own people, the U.S. military placed the shah back in power. It was deemed better for American business interests to have him ruling Iran rather than the government the majority of Iranians wanted. After they overthrew their leader a second time, the U.S. gave weapons of mass destruction to its nearest neighbor, Iraq, who then engaged Iran in a war that lasted eight years and killed hundreds of thousands of people. The U.N. tried multiple times to end the carnage, but every attempt was blocked by the American delegation.

Israel, America’s top ally in the Middle East, has destroyed homes that have been in Palestinian families for centuries to make way for Jewish settlers ever since its founding.

Tell that to the next neo-conservative that claims Muslims from the Middle East hate us for our freedom and prosperity.

These are just some of the things your mom and dad didn’t tell you about your country, because they didn’t know either. Look all of it up; none of this information is hard to find.

I don’t hate America; I just can’t take the lies anymore.

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Michelle Sommers
Tue Nov 24 2009 11:08
Dude, leave the fake and humourous articles to "The Onion." They are much better at it than you are. Here's a tip kiddo, when you make an outragous claim, you might want to include some evidence.
Kiran Awan
Mon Nov 23 2009 17:26
Great article. You are my new hero.
Pat Rick
Thu Nov 19 2009 17:44
Mr. Carlyle is correct on one aspect of his comment though, the Opinion section does have a liberal bias quite often. This is not by design, it's just hard to find conservatives to write for the paper, and I would like to invite both of you to contribute your conservative voices to the Vanguard next semester.

And Mr. Ashcroft, I've always been fond of "sheeple" it's a fairly common term when denoting those who follow their leaders without question, but then I also appreciate the fashion statement that can be made by leather fedoras as well. Screaming at people's heads isn't my thing though, I prefer to write newspaper columns instead.

Former Attorney General John Ashcroft
Thu Nov 19 2009 00:51
I'm not disputing your facts, I'm just saying the moment you use the word "sheeple" you make it difficult to take anything you say seriously.

It also doesn't help that you write with a condescending preachy tone. It makes you sound like the sort of person who would buy a leather fedora and stand outside the student center waving his arms around, yelling at the back of people's heads.

signal to noise

Pat Rick
Wed Nov 18 2009 15:06
Since you asked so nicely for sources, here are a few to begin your research with. i apologize for not putting them in the article itself, but newspaper writing with no jump space leaves little room for references. These are historical facts stated in a factually based column. Not my whining, and certainly not conspiracy theories. If you take the time to look I'm sure you will find all of my sources credible, and my viewpoint all but ill-informed.

Smith, RN. The Surprising George Washington. Prologue: Quarterly of the National Archives and Records Administration. 1994 (Spring);26 (1).

Historian David Stannard : http://www2.hawaii.edu/~johnb/micro/m130/readings/stannard.html

Betts, E. M. (Ed.). Thomas Jefferson's farm book. Princeton: Princeton University Press, 1953.

Abrahamian, Ervand, A History of Modern Iran, Cambridge, 2008

Ali, Javed Chemical Weapons and the Iran-Iraq War: A Case Study in Non-Compliance http://cns.miis.edu/npr/pdfs/81ali.pdf

Israel defends Jerusalem evictions http://edition.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/08/03/israel.evictions/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

John Carlyle
Wed Nov 18 2009 01:44
I am quite surprised by this; I say that not with a positive assumption. I never really find your Cynic on a Soapbox articles very useful. They tend to take a conspiracy theorist mindset, and the fact that the opinion section is taken up by articles like this shows that the Vanguard is in desperate need of more balanced thinking. I may start by saying that you never accomplish much in this article, aside from consistently whining about what you perceive wrong. You take a vague step and say that we must "research" in order to know the truth, then present us with notions from what you have researched yourself. No offense, but what makes you the right person for us to trust? True, you are not in any type of government occupation, but without any hardcore, CITED evidence that is profoundly influential, I would be more conscientious to trust a government organization than an editor at the Vanguard.

Along with your less-than-moving ploy for us to research, you also say we must experience traumatic events in order to know the "truth." This is problematic because it supports this notion of government silencing or something along those lines, which is highly unjustifiable.

Furthermore, you generalize extensively to prove your point. You state: "Iran hates America because..." and the reason you give is purely political. Though its more accommodating to generalize the climate of thought in Iran, it is often very dangerous to do so because, if you cared to check, Iran is more prone to dislike American political ideology while still embracing aspects of the culture. In your usage, it appears you are demonizing Iran more than you try to do to America, which I assume is against your point.

"Tell that to the next neo-conservative that claims Muslims from the Middle East hate us for our freedom and prosperity." This line is hypocritical. You diss neo-conservatives for forcing a viewpoint while you force your ill-informed viewpoint. If you have such a wealth of knowledge, please share it if you wish to prove something instead of leaving us alone to find it ourselves.

I don't know how serious you meant for this article to be, and I can only hope it was somewhat satirical. If not, I fear that as an authority figure on the Vanguard, you are misrepresenting the paper and student body with conspiracy theorist's ideas and shabby, generalized support. Please use the space in OUR paper for something more productive that is not column upon column on whining.

Former Attorney General John Ashcroft
Tue Nov 17 2009 20:50
I'm so happy the wise Patrick Senn was able ti finally illuminate the mindless sheeple who are blindly accepting the new world order. I only wish he'd mentioned the cancer in the vaccines and the fact that 9/11 was an inside job. alas...

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